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hello, my name is fran and i am a the cat. as you can see, i'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. i currently live with a moron who thinks my name is miss marbles. i spend most of my time napping and destroying premium qualtity titleist golf balls. let's be real, titleist golf balls spend most of their time at the bottom of lakes, i'm doing them a favor. i also anjoy vegetable lasagna. say hi, i love hearing from my frans. i mean fans.