EXECUTIVE PROFILE: THE ARCHITECT

Chief Financial Pawfficer (CFP)

Cornell University

B.A. Risk Mgmt. Ph.D. Applied Cynicism

Name:

Fran (Miss Marbles)

Alma Mater:

Cornell AAP

Specialty:

Forensic Bunker Auditing

Disposition:

Aggressive Passivist

Founding Charter

"hello, my name is fran and i am a the cat. as you can see, i'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. i currently live with a moron who thinks my name is miss marbles. i spend most of my time napping and destroying premium qualtity titleist golf balls. let's be real, titleist golf balls spend most of their time at the bottom of lakes, i'm doing them a favor. i also anjoy vegetable lasagna. say hi, i love hearing from my frans. i mean fans."

Architectural Oversight:

While some reviewers focus on "customer service", this ledger evaluates courses on structural integrity and nap-to-noise ratios. We provide misery-backed analysis for miserable golfers through focus on turf integrity and fiscal malfeasance. If you require a smile with your scorecard, go to a country club.

CFP Notes:

Why care about "User Experience" when the user is probably going to four-putt anyway?

DISCLAIMER FOR THE MOUSE-LIKE:

Comments on this site are peer-reviewed by the CFP. If you disagree with a rant, please submit a 50-page architectural thesis to Fran's litter box for consideration. Response time is currently: TBD.