Liability Report: Cowboys Golf Club

AUDIT_LOC: Grapevine, TX | REF_ID: COW-2026

Auditor Status

FRAN_CERTIFIED

Green Fee

$225

Overall Misery Index (OMI)

2.6

Tee-Box Stagnation Risk

Medium

Slow Pace of Play Probability

I. Auditor's Sentiment

""The All-Inclusive Liability." At over $200, you're paying for the Jalapeño sausages and the brand. Pristine turf, but you’ll be so full of free snacks you won't care about your triple bogey. An expensive, but authorized, indulgence."

Nap Quality: 5/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

Safari Exposure 1/5
Liquid Liability 2/5
The Zoomies 2/5
Volatility (VII) 3/5
Kibble Premium 5/5

Final Audit Conclusion

NEUTRAL ASSET