Liability Report: Pecan Hollow
AUDIT_LOC: Plano, TX | REF_ID: PEC-2026Auditor Status
FRAN_CERTIFIED
Capital Outlay
$65
Pre-tax Misery Cost
Treat-Value Equivalent (TVE)
52 Tubes
Lickable puree units sacrificed to play here.
I. Auditor's Sentiment
"The Gold Standard. The greens roll like a freshly vacuumed rug, and the bunkers actually have sand—a rarity in this economy. I finished in 3:50, meaning I was back in time for my 2 PM sunbeam. An authorized expenditure of funds."
— MISSED NAP RATING: 5/5 Naps
II. Misery Scorecard (The 6 Pillars)
Net Ball Liquidation (NBL)
1/5
Safari Exposure Risk
1/5
Liquid Liability (H2-O-S***)
2/5
The Zoomies (Green Speed)
3/5
Death March Amortization (DMA)
2/5
The Kibble Premium (Price Pain)
2/5
Final Audit Conclusion