Liability Report: Sherrill Park (Course 1)
AUDIT_LOC: Richardson, TX | REF_ID: SHE-2026Auditor Status
FRAN_CERTIFIED
Capital Outlay
$52
Pre-tax Misery Cost
Treat-Value Equivalent (TVE)
42 Tubes
Lickable puree units sacrificed to play here.
I. Auditor's Sentiment
"The Richardson workhorse. It knows it’s a muni, and it does it better than anyone. While the pro-shop staff acts like they're guarding the crown jewels, the value is undeniable. Low safari risk and consistent liquidity on the greens make this a primary portfolio holding."
— MISSED NAP RATING: 5/5 Naps
II. Misery Scorecard (The 6 Pillars)
Net Ball Liquidation (NBL)
2/5
Safari Exposure Risk
2/5
Liquid Liability (H2-O-S***)
2/5
The Zoomies (Green Speed)
3/5
Death March Amortization (DMA)
3/5
The Kibble Premium (Price Pain)
1/5
Final Audit Conclusion