Liability Report: Tour 18

AUDIT_LOC: Flower Mound, TX | REF_ID: TOU-2026

Auditor Status

FRAN_CERTIFIED

Green Fee

$75

Overall Misery Index (OMI)

3.8

Tee-Box Stagnation Risk

High

Slow Pace of Play Probability

I. Auditor's Sentiment

""Identity Theft." It’s trying to be 18 famous holes, but it looks like they haven't seen a mower since 2019. Bunkers are basically concrete. Immediate "Asset Liquidation" recommended."

Nap Quality: 1/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

Safari Exposure 4/5
Liquid Liability 4/5
The Zoomies 5/5
Volatility (VII) 5/5
Kibble Premium 1/5

Final Audit Conclusion

EQUITY DRAIN