Liability Report: Waterchase

AUDIT_LOC: Fort Worth, TX | REF_ID: WAT-2026

Auditor Status

FRAN_CERTIFIED

Green Fee

$85

Overall Misery Index (OMI)

3.4

[Misery Index Explained]

Tee-Box Stagnation Risk

Low

Slow Pace of Play Probability

I. Auditor's Sentiment

"A technical nightmare. The cascading waterfall is beautiful until it swallows your fourth ball of the day. High "Liquid Liability." Not for the faint of heart or the thin of wallet."

Nap Quality: 2/5 Naps

II. Technical Scorecard

Safari Exposure 1/5
Liquid Liability 5/5
The Zoomies 2/5
Volatility (VII) 5/5
Kibble Premium 4/5

Final Audit Conclusion

EQUITY DRAIN